Modern Girls & Old Fashioned Men

gaywardvagabond:

when you try to tell someone a joke but you punch up the fuckline

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youngstero:

tim burton draws a scribbly tornado on a yellow legal pad and makes johnny depp be it

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harrytomlomsom:

a nightclub called The Mullet where you have to walk through an office to get to the bar

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